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Well, FUCK YOU. It has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I hit thirteen, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was ten was the kool-aid prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice. During my entire adolescence, I was moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know, those absolutely sickening couples, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were total creepers. They also had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon master.
-- 99% of people who put statistics in their signatures are gay, perverted, and retarded.
~Fallen-Gamer 3 days 3 hours ago dis is weird look or not Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me?"no" Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune
--
"If you get sick on me I'll rip your balls off and feed them to your dog." Vexen replied innocently.
Petty meaningless lies make me want to kill you One day I will loose control and you shall feel my wrath Kindess is hidden by a dark growing anger
Sta.sh
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in your mowff
Well, FUCK YOU. It has nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass
out of the house before I hit thirteen, and I never even met my dad. My only
friend till I was ten was the kool-aid prick next store who was always beating
the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had
a choice. During my entire adolescence, I was moving around from place to
place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.
You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or
something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get
laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger
chick. She was flat as a pancake, sure, but damn, she was a total nymph.
She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in
hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT
seem to avoid. You know, those absolutely sickening couples, like they wear
matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were total
creepers. They also had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they
were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with
other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon
master.
--
99% of people who put statistics in their signatures are gay, perverted, and retarded.
--
in your mowff
--
99% of people who put statistics in their signatures are gay, perverted, and retarded.
--
in your mowff
--
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dis is weird look or not
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
--
"If you get sick on me I'll rip your balls off and feed them to your dog." Vexen replied innocently.
Petty meaningless lies make me want to kill you
One day I will loose control and you shall feel my wrath
Kindess is hidden by a dark growing anger
--
It's teto turn forever~!
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